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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 14:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Saquon Barkley unveiled as ‘Madden NFL 26’ cover star with famous backwards hurdle - New York Post

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

How often should you use red light therapy?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Sydney Sweeney Gained More Than 30 Pounds, Trained for ‘Three and a Half Months’ for Christy Martin Biopic: ‘My Boobs Got Bigger. And My Butt Got Huge’ - Variety

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

What is Rejuran treatment, and how does it benefit the skin?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

How long will it take for the USA to effectively remove it self from the global economy that many US politicians especially Donald Trump seems to dislike? Will this isolationist policy last after his presidency or will it be quickly dropped?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Still no good

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

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Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...